[zibaldoni-elzapoppin]

September

[dougiefromscotland]

hahaha UNMUTE!!!!

[kontrollsysteme]

wow mood

[femmefareeha]

Were in 2017 he’s in 3089

[rachel-berry]

Ok why is he holdng the microphone like a fucking wine glass

[lunarecord]

femmefareeha just told you

[russiacore]

me, applying a hydrating serum to my skin: have a fucking sip babe

• friend: are u a big spoon or a little spoon?
• me: im a knife

Anonymous asked:

At what age did you lose your virginity?

rubyreed answered:

I never lost mine, I just absorb other peoples’, making my virginity grow stronger and stronger in preparation for the final battle. 

[yeezus-fish]

when a stupid slut asks if there’s going to be a swimming pool